Friday Jokelopnik Thread

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 01/16/2015 at 18:40 • Filed to: None

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Mr. Penguin was having some car troubles, so he drove in to the Sears auto repair shop at the local mall. The mechanic told Mr. Penguin that it would take a little while to find out what was wrong, so Mr. Penguin decided to walk around the mall while he waited. Being a little hungry, he stopped and got an ice cream cone—vanilla, his favorite flavor. But, being a penguin, he didn't have any hands, and he soon got himself covered with vanilla ice cream. So he went back to Sears to talk to the mechanic. The mechanic came out and said, "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal." Mr. Penguin replied, "No, no! It's just ice cream! Really!"

Scary__goongala! > ttyymmnn 01/16/2015 at 18:43

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I laughed

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 01/16/2015 at 19:20

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Here's a dirty joke.

This kid walks in on his dad jacking off. The dad immediately stops, looks at his son, and explains: "Look, son. What you saw me do is completely natural. It is completely fine to do what I was just doing. You would even wind up doing it at some point, because my arm is getting tired."